Sketchup Alumni

Mary Catherine and her live-in boyfriend Justin Timberlake are living together and loving it! They're set to move out to the midwest with other alum, Kelly "Fronts" McGuigan in the fall. I'm fucking serious. Justin is really my boyfriend. We're in love. 

Kelly loves sweet tired kittens and Harry Potter. She is preparing for her move to Chicago in the fall of 09 with her fellow Sketchup alum, Mary Catherine. She is also aging rapidly. Watch out, she fronts. 

Colin is performing and living in Chicago while taking classes at the famed Second City. He is working with Kanye, Oprah, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. 

Matt is living the American dream out in Arkansas with a herd of children. He still dresses up like like a gay wolf, a gay shark, and a gay cowboy...all at the same time sometimes. and he poops in a bucket everyday.  The neighbors don't like him much.

Roy will be famous one day and will then host Comfest 2012 and therefore we will reunite with Roy.

 

Still in the area...but will be leaving us soon...the most recent alumni, she and her bread ends will be missed greatly!

 

Graduated in 2005, Allison is back in Tennessee with her hubby and a buncha fuckin tinas.   

Bunny eats wheels of cheese and she currently resides in Bmore and likes it when you call her greekbacca  

Josh is from New York and has an interview for a janitorial position at Comedy Central coming up...he also loves it when you call him jewbacca. AARRGGHHHHYAM

 

Martin just moved to LA and is homeless.  But  he will be famous one day and he actually has a pretty cute girlfriend.

 

Likes it when you put it in her area.

 

This red headed alum of Sketchup is currently teaching Kindergarten and he makes guacamole...scary.

 

Lives in NYC and humps the occasional table.  

Richard Alexander 

Susan is currently an actress out in California, making her way in to hit movies and the whole deal...she also loves a trip to the Zoo!  

Trent loves to get in a wrestling singlet and then wrestle retarded people while talking about politics. He currently lives in VA with his lovely girlfriend and we finally got a CHINESE DRAGON in the show for him this semester!  

Mike is in Chicago now. He is dominating the windy city, mainly because he owns a lot of windbreakers. Seriously, its awesome.  

Shappy is his name, commercials are his game...Currently working in Los Angeles, he just finished up Yahoo's 100 Concerts in a 100 Days tour with fellow alum Dave. Check it out...http://music.yahoo.com/promo-18684304-76-20051005  

Jared is living and working in the DC area nowadays. He performs masterful stand-up pieces and can be found at dcstandup.com/jaredstern. He also sneezed once.  

Currently located in Silver Spring, he loves some good chick peas and climbed the Nepalese mountains.  

Brian is located close to UMD over in Columbia, MD, and loves a good boob.  

He is one of the founding members of the group and coined the phrase "Arf Arf Arf." He currently lives in Los Angeles and is a rapper by the name Skinnen Bones MC (www.skinnenbonesmc.com) He still does the full tuck, often.