REV. RICH ABDILL
Nickname: "Shutup"
Position in Group: THE WILDCARD, BABY!
Year in College: College?
Major: Journalism
Member Since: 2009
If I could have any superpower it would be: FLYING. No joke here I really want to freaking fly.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "Whoa... brain overload."
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Donkey and the Diarrhea
Sketchup Shows are: an island of comedy in a sea of booze
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Mitch Hedberg, Brian Regan, It's Always Sunny
Shoutouts: Big Rob, Krautie, Metallica, Marvin at the Taco Bell in Stamp, Brad Lidge
JAYME BELL
Nickname: Christmas Ape
Position in Group: Pitcher/Catcher/Umpire
Year in College: Senior
Major: Theater
Member Since: Fall '08
If I could have any superpower it would be: a tongue that could turn into a fiery trident
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "So far nobody's buying it, literally or figuratively."
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Lord of the Rings: Game Night
Sketchup Shows are: MADE OF PEOPLE. PEEEEOOOPLE
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Conan O'Brien, Bugs Bunny, and Bugs O'Brien
Shoutouts:
holla Cinty. Hi to my normal family: mom, dad, sister, brothers,
uncles, grandmom, and hi to my illegimate cuban family: Maria Consuela
Gonzales and Taco.
JAKE DEVIRGILIIS
Nickname: Jakesauce
Position in Group: Virgin
Year in College: Freshman
Major: Government and Politics
Member Since: Fall 09
If I could have any superpower it would be: unlimited energy with no sleep ever.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: Real recognize real.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Of Trees and Men
Sketchup Shows are: fun(ny)
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Demetri Martin, Will Ferrell, Stewart/Colbert, Steve Carell
Shoutouts: The Family, The Hot Guys, CityLife, Misfit Syndicate, The Philadelphia Phillies
TIM GERMAN
Nickname: Tim, Shitshoes, Smooth Chocolate etc.
Position in Group: Resident Jackass
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: theatre/communications
Member Since: 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: turn into animals, or stretch like rubber
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I like men of the Wo variety, WOMEN
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Roommate
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Charlie Chaplin, John Ritter, my life, eggs
Shoutouts: To mom, Cranford, St. Marys Club Sports, and Mr. Martelli.
JOSH GILLERMAN
Nickname: Joshasharshshasharsh
Position in Group: Business Director
Year in College: Senior
Major: Government and Politics
Member Since: Fall 06
If I could have any superpower it would be: Super Strength
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: “Abortion!”
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: “Emo Kids”
Sketchup Shows are: Wicked Cool
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Louie Anderson
Shoutouts: To all my friends and family, Let me holla at ya, HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
KAT GRIFFIN
Position in Group: Wherever you want me to be ;)
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: Community Health
Member Since: 2009
If I could have any superpower it would be: the ability to eat gluten and dairy.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Fake IDs and Roofies
Sketchup Shows are: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Joe Welkie.
Shoutouts: Hey girl, hey
BRENDAN EDWARD KENNEDY
Nickname: "The Man with the Golden Eyeball."
Position in Group: Surrealist in Residence.
Year in College: Junior-riffic.
Major: Vocal Performance and English.
Member Since: 2009.
If I could have any superpower it would be: Confidence.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "Beets. Say it with me: be-e-ets."
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: "An As-Of-Yet-To-Be-Named Video Sketch, Featuring Joe Welkie and James Sakamoto-Wengel."
Sketchup Shows are: the leading cause of heart disease in America.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Stephen Fry, Jack Handy, Terry Gilliam, Pat Benatar.
Shoutouts: All the single ladies, all the single ladies.
EVAN MCQUIRNS
Nickname: Evan Sakamoto-Wengel
Position in Group: Missionary.
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: History
Member Since: That fateful evening... (Fall 2008)
If I could have any superpower it would be: To fly.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I want a chinchilla coat with a chinchilla in the pocket.
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Good Squire
Sketchup Shows are: Electrifingly exuberant (a.k.a. awesome!)
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Michael McDonald, Lewis Black, Tina Fey
Shoutouts: Friends, family, loved ones.
COURTNEY NELMS
Nickname: SnelmS
Position in Group: Creative Director
Year in College: Senior
Major: Psychology
Member Since: 2006!
If I could have any superpower it would be: Shape-Shifting, son!
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: "Cinderella...you little BITCH!"
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: BULLSHIT!
Sketchup Shows are: The Shizznight!
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Sarah Silverman and Dave Chappelle
Shoutouts: To Easton 6 06'-07', My Fam, Sapphie, and all my home skillets!
ERIC OWUSU
Position in Group: Advertising Director
Year in College: Junior
Major: The hell if I know
Member Since: Fall 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: Sticking to walls like Spider-man
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: “Sometimes I can’t understand you.” (Talking to Courtre)
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: A Good Old Bus Ride (Not Really)
Sketchup Shows are: My reason for getting up in the morning
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: George W. Bush
Shoutouts: First and foremore, I wanna give a shout-out to God, my kids, and my 17 wives back in Africa!
JILL RESNICK
Nickname: Jillybean
Position in Group: Assistant Stage Manager
Year in College: Freshman
Major: ....To be determined.
Member Since: Fall 09
If I could have any superpower it would be: controlling time
Favorite cue: Places top of show
Sketchup Shows are: Awesomely hilarious
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Larry David, Tina Fey, & the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Shoutouts: Family, friends, the sketchup crew & denton first floor!
KEVIN RUTH
Nicknames: Ruth, Baby Ruth, Joe Sex, Kru, etc.
Position in Group: The Red Power Ranger
Year in College: Freshman
Major: Engineering-Undeclared
Member Since: 3am on 9/21/09
If I could have any superpower it would be: The ability to control time
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I don’t roll like that Peter Pan!
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Spontaneous
Sketchup Shows are: Those things where we perform our sketches
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Kevin Smith
Shoutouts: My family, Marston Farms Militia (BK, Scott, Jesse and Nick), friends new and old, and anyone else who feels left out from other peoples shoutouts.
JAMES SAKAMOTO-WENGEL
Nickname: Hey asshole, give me your lunch money!
Position in Group: Old Yeller
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: Theater
Member Since: September 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: Being able to do everything I do now without having to get out of bed.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: I fucked and married the monkey!
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Regis in the Wild
Sketchup Shows are: okay, I guess.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Jim Carrey.
Shoutouts: I have no friends.
HANNAH SWIRNOW
Position in Group: Webmistress
Year in College: Junior
Major: Theater and Art History
Member Since: 2008
If I could have any superpower it would be: The ability to dance like Troy Bolton.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had:Wait, so is your dick the can opener?
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Wait, whaaat?
Sketchup Shows are: Yes. They are.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Tina Fey and Rafiki
Shoutouts: the sisters (non-greek variety), and the cougars.
JOE WELKIE
Position in Group: Nope
Year in College: Junior
Major: Communication
Member Since: Fall 08
If I could have any superpower it would be: All of them.
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: ABOUT FUCKING TIME! NOW LETS GO!
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: The Honorary Members
Sketchup Shows are: radickhole.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Louis CK
Shoutouts: Hello to you.
GABRIELLA YACYK
Nickname: Gab, Gabby, Flab, Sex Pot
Position in Group: On Top
Year in College: Sophomore
Major: Theatre
Member Since: September 2009
If I could have any superpower it would be: To see through clothes
Favorite Sketchup Line You've Had: Oh word?
Title of First Sketchup Sketch You Wrote: Facebook Fail
Sketchup Shows are: Sexy.
Biggest Comedic Inspiration: Chelsea Handler, Tina Fey, Robin Williams, my
momma
Shoutouts: tha bitches, my dogs, soul food and Michael Buble aka my
husband
